Kuusaan Canal Theater – The Marriage Simulator

Cruise Dates
July 3–August 2, 2026: theater performance dates
77€ per person

*The Marriage Simulator* is a sharp and heartwarming comedy about love, relationships, and finding common ground when the whole family seems to be breathing down your neck. The play is full of insightful humor, delightful characters, and heartfelt moments that will make you laugh but also touch your heart.

The story explores how difficult—and at the same time wonderful—it is to live together amid differing expectations and emotions. *The Marriage Simulator* makes the audience laugh, feel moved, and reflect on all the things we’re willing to do for love. The screenplay was written by Veera Nieminen, Tommi Auvinen, and Seija Holma, and the play is directed by Taru Eskonen-Myllylä.

Performance Calendar:
Check out the performance dates: MatkaRhea

Distance from the Port of Jyväskylä:
About 25 km / 30 min from the Port of Jyväskylä to Kuusaa.

The package includes:
A cruise on Lake Päijänne aboard the M/S Rhea
A summer buffet
on the M/S Rhea
A ticket to the "Marriage Simulator" show
Price: 77 € per person (minimum of 20 paying guests)

Performances at the Kuusaan Kanava Theater
Transportation to the theater is not included in the package.

Tour guide included at no extra charge. 30 paying passengers → 31st free ticket.

Reservations and Additional Information

Group Offers and Reservations:
myynti@msrhea.fi
040 070 6691

Group Cruise Request for Proposal Form

Charter cruises depart from the Port of Jyväskylä.
Group sizes range from 20 to 199 people (smaller cruises are also available by special arrangement).
Catering and entertainment can be booked as desired in conjunction with the cruise.

To make a reservation or ask for more information:
040 070 6691
myynti@msrhea.fi